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UPDATED: Vote Alan Bradford
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I have decided to run for President of the Student Nutrition Council. The voting starts today for Nutrition students, and the results will be announced next week. In an email to my classmates, I outlined three reasons why I believe I deserve their vote. Here they are:
- I have a long, successful track record of eating
- I have never combined Diet Coke and Pop Rocks Mentos in my mouth.
- I have run a clean (one-day) campaign.
Below is a copy of my official campaign poster. It’s gonna be huge.
Voting is being handled via email. The deadline to submit is Midnight, Sunday, April 20, 2008. You can email your vote to the current President, Nicole Horn.
UPDATE: So I didn’t get elected President, but I did manage to get voted as the Webmaster. (It wasn’t tough - there was nobody else running for that position.) So it looks like I’ve got my work cut out for me. I created a Facebook Group for the Student Nutrition Council. If you’re an ASU Nutrition student, you should definitely join.
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I would vote for you if you gave me a hot, juicy burger. Yum…
Consider it done.
Hmm…this doesn’t really work for me, I don’t eat beef. You should provide a healthier analogy next time. ; )
Jessica,
Sorry about that. How about this:
Voting Alan Bradford for President is like that feeling a vegetarian gets when she sees some fat slob choking on a thick, bloody steak.
Voting for anyone else is like that feeling a vegetarian gets when their waiter tells them that they just ran out of Boca Burgers.
What do you think?