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Sleep Walking, sure. But Sleep Writing?
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I woke up yesterday morning with a faint memory of doing something in the middle of the night. I couldn’t figure out if I had been dreaming or if it really happened. I leaned over to check my iPod, and sure enough it had happened.
I had a crazy dream that was simply hilarious. I think I woke up because I was laughing. At exactly 3:37 am, in a half-awake-half-asleep coma, apparently I reached for my iPod Touch and clumsily tapped some notes about my dream so I wouldn’t forget it. Here is what I found in the morning when I woke up (I have not corrected the spelling errors):
Go to bayhroomvtobbrush teeth
No toothpaste
Go to store
See beef jerky
Buy beef jerky
Eat it
Go home
Realize young didn’t but toothpaste
Spent all your money
While not nearly as hilarious as it was in my dream, this was still pretty funny to read. Mostly because it makes no sense to me at all. I’m not sure if this is a to-do list, or if it is a record of something that I did. At any rate, there is obviously a need for beef jerky flavored toothpaste. I’ll have to give Colgate and Crest a call.
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Wow, that’s pretty awesome.
My girlfriend keeps her iPhone next to the bed as an alarm and a notepad so she can write down the stuff I talk about in my sleep for later use as blackmail material.
It sounds to me like you were going to brush your teeth, then realized you didn’t have toothpaste. You went to the store to get toothpaste, but saw and purchased beef jerky instead. Then you realized you didn’t buy toothpaste, and had spent all your money.
Maybe your subconscious is telling you to be more responsible?